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Post by PapaEZRA on Apr 22, 2005 2:33:21 GMT -5
1. Hates M&M's because they are so hard to peel.
2. Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.
3. Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out.
4. Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight.
5. Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope
6. When asked what the capital of California was answered,,C
7. Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years"
8. Burnt her nose bobbing for French fries.
9. Baked a turkey for 4 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 96.
10. Can't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets.
11. Can't work in a pharmacy because the bottles won't fit into the typewriter.
12. Changes the baby's diaper only once a month because the label said "good up to 20 pounds".
13. Got hurt while raking leaves; fell out of the tree.
14. What goes "vroom-screech- vroom- screech", etc? A blonde at a flashing red light.
15. Two blondes are trying to unlock a car using a coat hanger when one says, "Hurry up, it's starting to rain and the top is down
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Post by MrBen on Apr 22, 2005 3:59:43 GMT -5
so ummm yeah... I am a blonde and I.......... don't care; those were kinda funny.
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Post by blueeyesnow on May 30, 2005 20:02:59 GMT -5
that is so funny
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